I was young and I needed the money

I'm a member of the most famous skittle club of Germany, probably. Well, some day my club got an offer from a german television channel to be protagonists in a report. A camera team attended us to Europe's biggest skittle party. I thought they would film us while we were playing nine pins, the party and the journey. Don't even trust the television. End of the story, i became Mr. Womanizer, Mr. Bombastic, they forced me to dance with women (i got a lot of brush-offs, because the women didn't want to be on television obviously), they "forced" me to drink beer (what a torture) and a pop singer asked me to strip on the stage.
Well, my mother haven't disinherited me after my TV appearance and the show noted down their best TV ratings. Ergo, they asked me to make a trip to Ischgl to hunt some ski bunnies, but this story I'll tell and show you next time.

Have fun and enjoy my humiliation on TV!
Part 1

Part 2